June 2010
6 posts
It's always the way.
Why do I only want to draw after I’ve handed my coursework in for the year?
My life is NOT the internet. I AM going to do...
Blogs I love.
seularen:
continuousthoughtstream:
Hyperbole and a Half
The Nerd Patrol
Behind The Seams
Felicia Day
Wil Wheaton
This list is flawless.
Because I miss this shit from the days of myspace.
A - Available: Yep. B - Best Friend: Samantha Strong D - Dad’s Name: Daddy E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Sam ♥ F - Favorite Food: Ugh, I’m too full to think about food! G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears!:D H - Hometown: This ‘un right here. I - Instrument: Ugh, not musically talented. J - Job: Bartender, I guess? K - Kids: Not quite yet, thank you :) L - Longest Car...
1 tag
February 2010
2 posts
November 2009
2 posts
4968.) I have the BEST sex dreams.
(via blogsecret)
LOVE IT.
July 2009
8 posts
AGHHH WASP NEST
Dx
….
that is all.
if i could own anything...
thenightdances:
it would be an owl.
wouldn’t we all.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(204): this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken doll (1-204): you shouldn’t let them see you without your pants on
Enigma Riddles.
Ye ken the Kirk at yon wee bridge, Outside it’s colder than a fridge, It’s rather warped, the way it goes, And just to where, well no-one knows.
Know the answer? :)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(415): She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
June 2009
37 posts
Knifey-Spoony
A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon. “That’s not a knife. THIS is a knife!” “That’s not a knife,...
lickystickypickyme:
Dear Stomach,
You are just a bag in between two holes. You hold whatever comes from the upper hole for a while until it gets to the other one. That is your duty.
You have no right of speech You have no veto right. You have no right of independence either. So when I shove stuff down my throat, you do not get to decide if it has to go back. You have been warned and are on...
fmylife:
Today, my friend said he’d give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
serves you right, asshole.
3960.) I read my pain away.
(via blogsecret)
Chivalry Ain't Dead.
I, personally, thought it went out the window with the rise of feminism and “I’ll open my own fucking door thank you very much, I’m a confident and independent woman!” but every now I’m reminded of the kind and chivalrous way men used to be. Just someone holding the door, waiting for me to pass by, or letting me share their seat brightens up my day no end - what can I...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(831): There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he’d eat me if I refused. I love college.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(404): i may or may not be watching the land before time
“Mother, I can never come home again because I seem to have left an important...”
– Pulp
Imdb + pure boredom = fun realisations :)
In Supernatural, the actress who plays Sam and Dean’s mother is just 40 years old. That would mean she was a mother at nine years old - Nice fact-checking guys.
Conversation with a Drunk
A: You shouldn't drink so much, you silly boy-
R: Yeah but I'm not in Naomi's...Uh..
L: Naomi's...?
R: [spits vomit] social circle
A: Her social circle?
R: Y-Yeahh. And you're all so b-[vomits] beautiful...
A: [sarcastically] Well, we are beautiful...
R: Yeah, you're the best.
L: What about Naomi?
R: Naomi's the best. You're the best. You're all beautiful....
2978.) I don't like men. I'm trying really hard to...
(via blogsecret)
that’s okay, they suck.
my tumblarity is changing like crazy...
:(
